Piece by: William Goddard
Thanks to Snapchat, we all now know that Earl Thomas is a lover of polygamy and orgys. The incident in question involves the all-pro safety, his wife, his brother, two other women, and a loaded handgun. (Sounds like one hell of an orgy). There was one arrest.
Nina Thomas was charged with burglary of a residence with the intent to commit aggravated assault with a deadly weapon. The couple had been arguing about Earl Thomas’s drinking, and that led to the former leader of the legion of boom to get a kick-ass Airbnb, Mrs.Thomas was able to find the all-pro safety by using Snapchat maps, and she decided to consult two of her friends and also consulted a 9mm Beretta to “scare” her husband and everyone else in the Airbnb. She did take the magazine out of the gun when she decided to go full “kilo 6 going dark” mode, but she claims to not have known about the bullet in the chamber about the remaining bullet in the chamber.
Nina apparently held Earl at gunpoint, after finding him butt-naked in bed with one of the two women. While Earl is in the worse situation I can think of for a man, one of Nina’s friends that came with her was also Earl Thomas’s brother’s ex-wife, and she was also was not very happy with the situation and she to confronted one of the Thomas brothers. Police finally showed up at 3:41 am after the neighbors called the cops for what sounded like a domestic dispute.
According to the police, one of the women inside the house had captured the whole thing on her cell-phone. In this video, it shows Nina Thomas holding a gun to Earl Thomas’s head being less than a foot away. The gun’s safety was off with her finger on the trigger. Eventually, Earl tackled the gun away from her and diffused the whole situation. Nina and both pf her friends were arrested and ultimately bonded out.
Earl Thomas had this to say about the altercation on a recent Instagram post: “My agent just hit me and said that I was going to be on TMZ tomorrow for an altercation that happened with Nina and me,” said Thomas. It’s pissing me off that it even got out, but that is the world we live in today. But instead of talking about us, just keep us in y’all prayers”. He closed the post with ‘stuff like this happens.” Understatement of the year award goes to Earl Thomas. “Stuff like this happens” is the thing you say when your car battery dies or you lose a Super Bowl because your coach decided to throw the ball from the five-yard line.
What needed to happen to Earl Thomas for him to be like oh shit, this situation is a bit than more than just “stuff happening.” You just had a gun pointed at your head, and you’re going to act like it was the equivalent to your wife saying no boy’s night. Which there probably won’t be a whole lot of those anymore.
Is Nina Thomas, though, the new leader of the legion of boom? Nina’s lawyer is now saying that she is wrongfully accused, and Nina even said herself, “I look forward to my day in court.” And as a lover of tasteful stories of infidelity, so am I.
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